A voice at last!

Hi everyone out there, my name is PEANUT . Now I know thats sounds a bit odd, but given the fact that I am a chipmunk and my owners/servants had to give me some sort of name PEANUT it is OK!
Sorry if I sound a bit aggressive-- being imprisoned in a cage hardly big enough to swing a gerbil 24/7 does absolutely nothing for my ego, self esteem, state of mind or anything else in fact.
My servants are complete no- hopers, sometimes so stupid its hard to believe some of the 'no brain' stunts they pull. Just the other day................... I'll have to tell you that one later it's a beauty! .... on with my introduction.

For many years now small,furry, cheeky and in my case handsome and intelligent rodents have suffered unmercifully. Cats, dogs, birds even FISH for gods sake all have a major voice in world events, I can already hear you shouting 'WHAT ABOUT THE SMALL FURRY RODENTS THEN?' My point exactly, what about us? where do we stand? Obviously its somewhere between the gutter and that brown smelly stuff (I hate dogs) usually seen on the footpath.
PEANUT TO THE RESCUE !!!

I suppose you know where all this is going, see you soon.....

Until then a message from one of my comrades